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The Man Cold
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Afflicting millions of men every year... when will women learn?
YouTube - "Man Cold" from Man Stroke Woman
YouTube - "Man Cold" from Man Stroke Woman
Friday, September 21, 2007
Internet People
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They're taking over, I tell ya!
Internet People - The top video clips of the week are here
Internet People Video
Internet People - The top video clips of the week are here
Internet People Video
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Thursday, September 13, 2007
The colour changing card trick
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Can you guess the colour changing card trick?
I like to think of myself as one of those rare poeple who notices such things... but I have to admit I completely missed it.
This is one of those things you can only catch if you're not paying attention.
...or if someone drops a few subtle hints before you watch it.
;)
I like to think of myself as one of those rare poeple who notices such things... but I have to admit I completely missed it.
This is one of those things you can only catch if you're not paying attention.
...or if someone drops a few subtle hints before you watch it.
;)
Labels: attention blindess, weird psychology
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
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Monday, August 14, 2006
the revolution will be televised...
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[UPDATE: (2007/09/28) I see that all the links (including the video) on this post are dead. Hmmm... I just bragged in my French Blog that I had posted this over a year earlier than this hotshot Québec pro blogger... but now I see the creator of the video decided to relaunch what was his (very clunky) site as a pretty sleek blog... the video can still be seen here... or on YouTube.]
So I guess these recutting G.W. Bush's speeches to make him sing something are becoming a fad... Here he is signing Sunday Bloody Sunday.
I wonder if Bono's seen this...
The people (or guy?) responsible for this can be found here: the revolution will be televised...
So I guess these recutting G.W. Bush's speeches to make him sing something are becoming a fad... Here he is signing Sunday Bloody Sunday.
I wonder if Bono's seen this...
The people (or guy?) responsible for this can be found here: the revolution will be televised...
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006
The things you find on the Internet #3,267
I wonder how many of these are actually real?...
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish Chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...
A self-centered french-speaking thirty-something north-american male with delusions of having something to say

