I say they're ALL secretly gay

That's it! From now on, I am assuming that every single gay-bashing public figure is actually overcompensating to hide the fact that they're secretly gay.


Larry Craig, the renowned anti-gay rights Republican senator from Idaho managed to keep his arrest (and GUILTY PLEA!) for "lewd conduct" under wraps for all of two weeks (not bad in this day in age) before it came out...

Here's the (very detailed) police report... it is a gem.

Killer quote:

At 1215 hour, the male in the stall to the left of me flushed the toilet and exited the stall. Craig entered the stall and placed his roller bag against the front of the stall door. My experience has shown that individuals engaging in lewd conduct use their bag to block the view from the front of their stall. From my seated position, I could observe the shoes and ankles of Craig seated to the left of me. He was wearing dress pants with black dress shoes. At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in luwd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moved his foot closer to my foot. I moved my foot up and down slowly. While this was occurring, the male in the stall to my right was still present. I could hear several unknown persons in the restroom that appeared to use the restroom for its intended use. The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area.

At 1217 hours, I saw Craig swipe his hand under the stall divider for a few seconds.

'nuff said.

Well it would be...

Except that, when the story breaks, (along with the fact that he PLEADED GUILTY!!!) He goes ahead and does this:

note the unfortunate ;) opening sentence


So now it's loud(er than it had to be) and it's going to stay loud until his own party forces him to resign... which means it won't take them long.

I was glad to see the hypocrisy exposed in the Haggard and Foley affairs, but I have to admit this one is giving me sheer joy & pleasure (on an purely entertainment level) ...I mean, if satirists tried to make this stuff up, we'd find it implausible!

Oh, and here's the proverbial cherry on top:

Here he is on Meet the Press in 1999, talking about congress bringing a censure motion against Bill Clinton for the Lewinsky affair.


I always suspected that the worst homophobes were that way to hide or deny their own homosexual desires.

Now I know.