More fun with personality tests.

Wow, I knew I was twisted, but 93% "Slave to BDSM"?... Well, at least they have me as 83% "Sex God"

Does anybody out there have any ideas how I can lose the 23% virgin I have left?...

You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun. A Slave To BDSM 93% Sex God 83% A Romantic 50% Virgin 23% How are you in bed created with QuizFarm.com

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Woohoo!!! 100% Hot!

You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you. Hot 100% Wet 75% Exciting 75% Soft 63% Violent 56% Shy 56% Sweet 38% Awkward 25% What is your sexual style? created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as Exciting/Exotic. Your exciting and exotic. You like to keep things interesting. You never try the same thing twice. Mixing it up is what you love to do, it keeps them coming back for more. Exciting/Exotic 90% Passionate/wet 85% Hot/hard 85% Shy/Sweet 45% Soft/slow 20% Awkward/New 0% How are you about sex? (with pics) created with QuizFarm.com

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Man! These things are making me out to be a total freak!

You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control. Chains/Handcuffs 83% Bondage 83% Whips 75% Blind Folds 67% Biting 58% Blood 17% What's Your Kinky Turn On? created with QuizFarm.com

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This one had me down as a tie between face and boobs...
I answered the face question on the tiebreaker because
faces play a much more important role in
determining what attracts me to a woman...

But other than that, I have to admit I am a boob man. Big ones, small ones, all shapes and sizes... I love 'em all! Except maybe fake ones... Some of those are just ...weird.

You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person. Boobs 75% Face 75% Butt 67% Abs/Stomach 58% Penis 0% What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) created with QuizFarm.com

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This one is my favourite!
No really, it's ok girls, I'm a lesbian!

You scored as Lesbian. Lesbian 80% Straight 40% Bisexual 35% Gay 15% Are you Bisexual, Straight, gay/lesbian? created with QuizFarm.com

Man! The things you find on the internet...

Tests like this are silly (but fun)

According to this thing, I prefer "rough" sex. Well, now... While it's certainly true I like rough sex, I can give it, I can take it, rough sex is fun! But it is far from the only flavor I enjoy... I don't know that it's my favorite.

But nevertheless, these thing are fun!

You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you.

'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

ASCII Erotica

I was going to post this as the kinkiest piece of "ascii art" I had come across

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But I did a little research before posting and found this

"Bondage ABC"

Presented without comment

The Nicest Thing a Woman's Ever Said to Me After Having Sex

A couple of years ago, a woman told me something while relaxing after we had sex for the first time.

She said: "All women should know you."

Now I think that's about the honest to goodness greatest thing in the whole gee-whiz universe that a gal could tell a guy after they've had sex. It works on so many levels for us...

Last November, I was reflecting on that and it inspired this short text (in french) which I since have been debating whether or not to post once I had this whole blog thing figured out. Well, here goes... I'm already half embarassed by it and I'm pretty sure if I look back on this in a few years I'll want to gag, but it does reflect some of what I think about love relationships and that feeling called jealousy that I don't seem to possess in the same way as most.