My Brain, Explained

I just couldn't resist...
This is, after all, My Brain.

My Favourite Emoticon

I have finally found an emoticon that truly symbolizes hapiness ...as I conceive of it.

Dream Job

Peaches: Music to Make Your Mother Blush (if not you)

Anyone who knows me knows that I am a horny little devil interested in anything to do with sexuality and as such, I'm always on the lookout for music with sexual undertones or themes and the such...

Here's an artist I discovered a while back thanks to the movie Lost in Translation




Her name is Peaches and let's just say she doesn't do "subtle undertones"...





Here are a few samples:*


Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away


Peaches - AA XXX


Peaches - Operate


Peaches - Kick It (featuring Iggy Pop)


Peaches - Casanova (featuring Mignon)


And here she is featured on a track by Pink:


Pink - Oh My God (featuring Peaches)

*(Right-click on the title and choose 'Save Target As...' to download the song)

More "ASCII Art"

I thought I had found some pretty elaborate stuff when I posted this... But I never cease to be amazed by what some poeple will come up with:

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